Culinary Blasterpiece

Posted by strange on 2007.03.17 @ 21:54

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Dear Aunt Fluffy,

Thank you for your kind letter inquiring as to Otto’s and my fates after leaving the litter. We are doing very well in our new homes.

present perilous pursuits

I say “homes” in the plural because we are frequently shuttled back and forth between multiple houses and owners, but worry not — we have not been and do not anticipate that we will be separated from one another. [more...]

Red Collar

Posted by otto on 2007.02.02 @ 14:27

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Good day to you sirs
this is Otto von Bismarck
otherwise known as The Kitten With The Red Collar
Portrait of Otto von Bismarck
but unlike MacGyver
I prefer violence as a means of conflict-resolution
whenever possible
such as when [more...]

"Stop-motion?" asked the bear.

Posted by bbinkovitz on 2007.01.04 @ 22:29

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Once upon a time there was a bear who lived in a cave in the forest.

In front of its cave flowed a sparkling stream full of delicious Jell-O. [more...]